Vice-Prime Minister Grimes

Some of you may think that i should be angry with Kitzy after he just lambasted me in a public forum, and you couldnt' be more wrong. Why you ask? Well cause he speaks the truth, i mean let's be honest here i've been riding the short bus of life for over 27 years now. I'd compare it to going bald, i mean at first i'd imagine you'd be like "oh fuck i'm going bald, this really sucks", but then once you accept it, it becomes more of a challenge, "ok let's see what i can do to maximize my strengths here, do i comb over? do i shave my head?", and then comes true acceptance when you realize just how amazing it is to be bald, i mean a woman is truly going to love you for who you are and you know that, bald jokes are great especially if you can roll with the punches, and there's a whole lot of great bald hairstyles out there, the skullet, the monk, you can really have some fun with it. So yeah i may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but i've adapted so well and accepted my fate that i can now become a productive member of lower class society.

Also as an unconfirmed member of the Alex Kitz Prime Minister for 2012 campaign, i can surely lend a helping hand to all other Canadians in my unfortunate position, the Derek Mumfords and Colin Pearsons of this world will now have a voice, someone who will wave a helping hand and yell out....."HELLO!"