So if you're like me, you saw Valkyrie (or sent your intern to see it - thanks Mumford!!) and spent the whole time thinking, "yeah, yeah, this is all well and good, but where is the merchandising!?!?"
Well Entertainment Tonight (ET) has the answer!! Their functionally retarded back-up interviewer met with Tom Cruise to talk about the success of the movie and in an attempt to either suck up, or convince him to join her aryan nation, she presented him with a teddybear dressed up in his uniform from the movie.
And if you're thinking, "wait, Tom Cruise played a Nazi in that movie..." You're right.
Now if we can just find the illustrated kids version of Mein Kampf for Access Hollywood to give to him... [Oh No They Didn't!]
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why does it look like his neck is trying to squeeze his head off?
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