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Title: WoodchopperSynopsis:"Waking up in the hospital with a mysterious wound, the woodchopper searches for answers and finds himself thrust into a gruesome scene of horror."I woke up in the dark. In an unfamiliar room. My head throbbed and it felt like my brain was trying to burst through my skull. I lay in a bed with my upper body propped up. I scanned the room as my eyes adjusted to the dark.

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What seems like many years ago, this time of year was the best!Spring was here, Summer was coming, school was ending, and more importantly hockey playoffs were starting! Being a devoted Maple Leafs fan, it was also exciting because Toronto would have just added some overpaid free agent that we couldn't wait to see with them win the cup for us.. Brian Leetch, Doug Gilmour Rd 2, or Phil Housley

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That seems to be the question on everyone's mind, and by everyone i mean no one. Well if i had to guess....i would say no, at least not me. Kitzy often gets extremely jazzed up on a pet project, and then owns it for a while, then finds something new to get pumped about. I admire it because it means he is an enthuisiastic young go getter who is passionate about many different things, but at the

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Ok so normally these are just emails i send to my friends after i take a vacation, but i figured why not throw it on the blog aswell. It's basically just a trip synopsis with as much boring shit as i could think of thrown out, and only the hilights thrown in. Enjoy....you probalby won't!Will these things ever stop? I mean seriously enough already right? We get it, i like to take vacations and

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Yeah i know, i've been half assing the blog all week, not that anyone's reading it but the story isn't done, plus i've put up one lame ass post about us potentially being killed on vacation. Brutal i know. But oh yeah, i really don't give a fuck, cause the work week's finishing up, so all i gotta do is pack and maybe buy a pair of 5 dollar sunglasses and some SPF 4000 sunscreen so i don't char

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Taken from The Government of Canada's Travel Advisory Page:Canadian visitors should exercise a high degree of caution due to a gradual increase in the use of armed violence.Municipal elections took place across the country on November 9, 2008. As a result of contested results, some violent demonstrations have taken place in various municipalities in Nicaragua, and more are possible in the coming

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I’d say it all started when I was 15. Or maybe not, but at least that’s when I took notice of it. Who really knows though, cause when you’re a teenager you’re pretty much wrapped up in your own existence and sometimes fail to notice the goings on around you. Hell maybe if I’d stayed prepubescent my whole life everything would be fine and dandy. It could be that I release a pheromone that

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Norm's last appearance on Late Night with Conan O'Brien.And then Part 2:

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Baby-Faced Man Has BabyCourtesy of the Associated PressEric Grimes, pictured, welcomed his son Bertrund into the world yesterday, but not before a long argument with hospital administrators who didn't believe Grimes, 31, was actually the father."We thought he was the baby's brother, maybe, but certainly not the father. I mean, he looks 13." Sandy Donaldson, Chief of Staff and Toronto Mercy

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Well if I had you interested up until now, maybe I lost you at that last paragraph denouement. Bear with me ok. Look I’m not one of those people who talks about having seen a ghost. “The drawer was closed when I went to bed and then I woke up and it was open!” Nope, that’s not me. I had my kids baptized but I’m not a religious fanatic either. I have never seen a U.F.O., and as of the

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I was walking down the street with Eric Quincy Grimes yesterday after a scrumptious BK Whopper meal (followed by Toby's Wings for dinner. I think I may have caught diabetes...) and he pulled a little switcheroo as we came to the street corner. I was confused, and sensing as much, Eric explained, this way, you're between me and oncoming traffic, so if a car swerves onto the crosswalk it will tag

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Please read the posting below if you're confused about this posting. What Would You Do? Part I I have yet to figure out the purpose of these words I’m currently writing (and maybe you’re reading). Not yet anyways. They could end up scrunched up in the garbage can, ashes in the fireplace, the first chapter of a memoir, or if I’m brave enough, a suicide note. Now I know what you’re

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Alright well we've never been much for conventional wisdom here at the Chronicles of Gritz. So i figured i might as well shake things up a bit and stop telling stupid stories from my past every damn day. So today i've decided to try a new type of posting. I'm currently writing another short story. Those who read the first one i wrote are probably thinking. "Oh god....not another one of those

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Every Monday deserves something awesome, mostly because every Monday usually just screws you over instead. Like today, I went and had a delicious lunch with two upstanding young men: Eric Wendy Grimes and Colin Queerson Pearson. I saw them standing in line at the Taco Bell (note: those are awesome song lyrics - Make Your Exit, you can have them, but I want "special thanks to..." credit on the

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So now that i've returned from the city of my ancestors, I feel you're all dying to know about the weekend that was. Did I find the girl of my dreams from the photos i posted? How close did the actual weekend resemble my prediction? Well sit back, grab a coffee, while I spin you a tale of a trip for the ages. Friday:Well we had a bit of a later start than we had hoped for. There was confusion

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So i'm not going to lie, i've been checking out my own blog repeatedly ever since yesterday. Not to see if anyone has commented. Not to reread my own writing. But for one reason and one reason only. To continuously look at the picture i posted with the Montreal blog. I'm dangerously obsessed with it. I have no idea why, but for some reason the idea of a girl, any girl, wearing any sort of Habs

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So I'm surprised I didn't see this post on Will Leitch's blog yesterday when it was posted. It's already had quite a bit of doubt cast upon it in other circles (namely by crazies at Politico of all places...) but it's worth a look because, you know, they revoke Super Bowl rings every once in a while so it's important to keep flogging the details of the game...Thoughts?

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First off i must apologize, i've been part timing really hard this week and letting my counterpart Mr. Kitz pick up the slack for me, which he always seems to do in miraculous fashion. Truth is believe it or not that i've been busy as fuck over here so i haven't really been able to get around to posting anything of merit. However i've got a bit of a lull right now, so i figured i might as well

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So as many, many, many, many of my roommates know, I have a continuing love/hate relationship with How I Met Your Mother (hereto known as HIMYM). On the one hand, it's absolutely hilarious and chock-full of amazing comedy nuggets known in the biz as "call-backs" or "in-jokes." On the other hand, it's on CBS. I mean, lordy day!! CBS?!? You're killing me here HIMYM!!I have to admit though, that

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Well, last night there was this bowl. The "Super" bowl. Super? You betcha. First off, The Boss dished out a free lesson in how to rock and roll. Secondly, Kurt Warner hits Fitzy for a TD in the 4th quarter has everyone screaming their heads off (except Mumford) and then, with just seconds left, Big Roeth hit's Holmes!! Unbelievable!! I put back a few too many beers and proceeded to offend Anna

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Well, it's Friday. Usually I would post an epic list of trivia about some jerk-ass movie that only Mumford likes (like, honestly Mumford, Dark Knight!?!? What a piece of trash). But today, in honor of my work at this office coming to a ceremonial end, I'd like to send out a tribute to desk jockeys (and NFL offensive linebackers) everywhere.Just remember folks, sometimes it's about intimidation.

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With the ever changing economy situation, it's important for all of us to look at our individual financial situations in these tough times, and see how we can stay ahead of the game. So I have been thinking to myself of late, "Eric....you're a half retarded young go getter, how can you make a little more money to counterbalance the stock market losses?" The answer was easy of course....exploit

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First off before i start my own post today, i'd like to add a little editor's note. We had a comment on one of the guest blogs yesterday that i'd just like to address. The person in question, who was anonymous, was none too pleased with the blog written by guestblogger AK. Now i understand for sure the content of said blog may not have been your cup of tea.....well it may not have been alot of

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Alright so it seems that today is the day of the guest blogger. Not only did my main man AK drop one hell of a blog on us a little while ago, but now i have the pleasure of posting Dave "Poundcake" Palmer's first ever blog that will be near and dear to my heart as I am a loyal Habs fan for life. Consider yourself lucky today everyone, and if you ever feel like throwing down a little blog of your

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First off I would like to give thanks to Mary Jane for providing the time in your hectic life to let myself watch and enjoy as a voyeur of your sexcapade with Redman. God, that was a great concert. I can't believe how crazy Red really is. Before I tell this story and many other random stuff, I am known as AK [Editor's Note: A different AK from editor Alex Kitz who does not smoke dope or

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That Time On The Street CarSo usually we'd do The Monday Screw on, you know, Monday. But drastic times call for drastic measures. You see, despite what should have been a purely celebratory post, some chump-sac named Mike Tonner decided to take it upon himself to foul up the mood and call me out for not posting enough hilarious stories and tall tales like my esteemed colleague Eric Wendy Grimes.

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Because Kitzy has been posting shit like a madman lately, all of a sudden we've arrived at a very important moment in the history of our blog. The century mark, this posting here marks the 100th post on our blog. I know it's insane, and i know just like me you've all got tears in your eyes. So for the 15-20 loyal readers out there, Kitzy and myself would just like to say thankyou for listening

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HIGH-FIVE INAUGURATION! - watch more funny videos

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Nazi Teddybears Are All The RageSo if you're like me, you saw Valkyrie (or sent your intern to see it - thanks Mumford!!) and spent the whole time thinking, "yeah, yeah, this is all well and good, but where is the merchandising!?!?"Well Entertainment Tonight (ET) has the answer!! Their functionally retarded back-up interviewer met with Tom Cruise to talk about the success of the movie and in an

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Iron Maiden Movie AnnouncedA new documentary following Iron Maiden's 2008 world tour, titled Iron Maiden: Flight 666 is being produced by Banger Films (whose credits also include Metal: A Headbanger's Journey) and should be released in theaters (read: a single theatre somewhere just outside of Moosemin, Saskatchewan) in April of 2009. From the press release:"The movie, which was created by Banger

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WHAT UP! So this is going to be a simple blog, all about yours truly. Special thanks and mad props go out to Stacey Bowman and her insanely well written TornLake blog cause despite the fact that she hasn't given me permission, i'm still going to rip off her idea for a blog by giving you a glimpse into my life up until now as someone's employee. Sorry Stacey, i hope this is alright, and i believe

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Almost all commercially produced liquid biofuels come from either sugary crops like sugar beet or cane, or starchy ones like potatoes or corn. But every acre used to cultivate those crops uses one that could grow food - potentially causing food shortages and pushing up prices.Using woody material instead of crops could sidestep this to some extent by using biomass from more unproductive land. And

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From Maxim:It’s about 10 minutes into our interview on a day off from shooting, and Morgan wants to talk tattoos. He starts ticking them off: a peace sign, a happy and sad face, a cross bearing the names of his ex-wife and three sons, the name of a friend he played football with in high school who was murdered. He lifts up his shirt, revealing his doughy torso as he displays the words ME, MYSELF,

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Lost Returns(ABC, re-cap starts at 8 PM/EST, the 2 Hour Season Premier starts at 9 PM/EST)Well, it's been a good long time, but Lost is finally starting again tonight, Wednesday January 21st and by the way, it's going to be awesome. The producers have already announced that this will be the second last season, so pretty much, you know they're not just leading you on and jerking you around. This

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So it's Tuesday. Not really the best day in the world, i mean fuck yeah it's better than Monday no doubt about that, but at least i've got my hockey game tonight, a little exercise, and i played some outdoor 'key last night for a couple hours which was AWESOME! So nothing in particular to write about today so let's just have ourselves a ramble and see what kind of stuff falls out. First off....

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Each Friday we drum up some cool trivia and quotes about amazing movies and not-so-amazing movies (read: pilfer the extensive trivia catalogues of IMDb) as a little treat for those thousands of loyal fans who stick it out till Friday afternoon to make sure they've read every. single. one. of our postings. This week: Batman BeginsThere are a lot of reasons to write about a movie. It may touch you

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Yesterday in my LSAT class we were doing a question, and it surrounded the idea that "humans are no better than apes at picking stocks in the stock market. A recent study involving 5 stock analysts and one ape showed that after 1 month, the ape had increased it's portfolio by $120. The highest increase of the group. The top analyst only increased their portfolio by $100." And man did I ever start

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George Bush, the 43rd President of the United States gave his farewell address last night. I was on the phone with my mom who said (a la Richard Nixon) that we'll miss GWB once he's gone because we won't have anyone to scapegoat anymore.Now I tend to agree with my mother on a lot of political issues. As a Conservative, I think she offers a perspective that I wouldn't often consider, and in doing

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A few days ago i started thinking about a new post. And then kind of stopped thinking about it. So then today i started thinking about it today, and i thought i'd just list a few things that are always funny. And always will be. Things that will just never really wear off and will always slay me. As always people will comment afterwards saying, "I can't believe you forgot about this! You think

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Well all, let's keep our fingers crossed that we get through today better than this guy:

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I had wanted to write a Science update once a week when we started this blog, and now I think I have a good enough cache of Science magazines to find some real winners, so at the risk of saturating the blog today here is the inaugural post for "Science!!"From The New Scientist, January 15th, 2009DRIVING through the countryside south of Hanover, it would be easy to miss the GEO600 experiment. From

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So it's no secret that everyone tied to the 2001 surprise hit The Fast & The Furious has fallen on some rough times. People didn't like Vin Diesel as much as I generally do, the franchise was cursed with watered down sequels and we saw Paul Walker all wasted and useless outside of Biftek one night (not good, everyone knows you should pass out in front of a cooler place so at least people think

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So somehow Eric manages to do this kind of post every other day, while it usually takes me a month or two to save up comments I want to make to the outside world. But apparently I was particularly blessed this morning, noticing not one, not two, but three things that left we really wanting to shake the person and say, "why!?"#1 Classy Hot Girl Smoking & Drinking Tim Hortons CoffeeNow I should

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Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!Ok so maybe it's a little late for Festivus, i mean the holiday season has come and gone, but i feel i didn't properly air all my grievances about you fucks, so now you're going to hear about it, Frank Costanza had a good thing going, and

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by Mumford (guest writer)Yesterday I had one of the most satisfying feelings of accomplishment I've had since building a picnic table at Eric's place. It was the feeling of an honest days work. Yes that's right after 8 months and 12 days I was working again. I know what you're thinking? Is everything as it should be now? Do I have one less reason to hate Mumford? or did he just say 'was'? Ya I

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Sometimes in life there are certain things that just bring you more pleasure than a normal person can almost stand. Things that make you whisper to yourself....."too good.....too good!" They're different for each person of course, cause everyone is wired differently and everyone takes pleasure in different things. So i'm just going to write some things down here that bring me entirely too much

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Each Friday we drum up some cool trivia and quotes about amazing movies and not-so-amazing movies (read: pilfer the extensive trivia catalogues of IMDb) as a little treat for those thousands of loyal fans who stick it out till Friday afternoon to make sure they've read every. single. one. of our postings. This week: CloverfieldThe story behind the marketing of Cloverfield is almost more amazing

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I think it's important in the winter to have things to look forward too. Don't you? So let's have a look at the upcoming weekends and see if we can't get this thing filled up with funness.Weekend of Jan 9th -Jan 11th:9th - Raptors box seats followed by Make Your Exit concert at the Rivoli. Solid night.10th - Party at the Ghaeli/Umpherson/Heakes residence. Tearful goodbye for Umphie.11th -

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Ok so for all you Mark Grimes fans out there who were dying to know how he did in net last night, here's your update. Well Mark did better than expected, much better. In fact, he had a shutout going almost halfway through the game! Bear in mind that our defense in the first period was pretty much impenetrable and he might have had only one shot on net. Then in the second we let up a few more,

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Nothing specific to talk about today so let's just have a nice ramble, we can talk about the news, sports, what's new in my life and the lives around me. Just catch up, wouldn't that be nice? I think that would be nice. First off, mad props to all 17-19 year old males out there. Wait....that sounds really bad. I'm shouting out specifically to those Canadian males with gold medals around their

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Today is Derek "the Comfort" Mumford's birthday. He's 28 years old, or 4 years old in reverse dog years. I suppose there's some truth to the rumour that guy's get better looking with age cause despite his chronic back pain, Mumford is looking damn fine these days. Probably cause he doesn't have a job stripping his looks away like the rest of us. So let's all wish him a happy birthday when we get

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Ok first off i'd just like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas! Thanks to all your love and support this blog is now in the top three blogs of people i know that have blogs. Trailing only Stacey Bowman's TornLake blog, and Dug Stevenson's blog, which also coincidentally are the only two other blogs i'm aware of. Christmas kind of rules in my opinion. Some would say it's for the added time off

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Well, let's face it, this is probably the last you lucky ducks will be hearing from us till after the Holidays. In the spirit of the season I was going to post a Weird Al holiday song, but this is funnier:The Best of Conan - watch more funny videos

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So what's the title of this new blog entry supposed to mean? Am i talking about molesting giant african animals? Well i could do a blog about that i suppose but i cherish my freedom and what happened in the past is no one's business but my own. No it's supposed to be a little combination of hypocrite, and Grimes. Doesn't really work that well to be honest but it's already there and i'm too lazy

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This article will be devoted to someone that i recently lost from my life. A man who entertained me once a week for a short period of time, but never failed to leave me enthralled, aghast, amazed.....pretty much took me through the entire rainbow of emotions. I laughed with him. I cried with him. And when he died....a piece of me died with him. If you don't know who i'm talking about....then i'm

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The Monday ScrewUsually we talk about (often hilarious/amazing) tales of us getting screwed over. And no doubt there's a-plenty of stories about us getting the screw to constitute months and months and years and years of The Monday Screw. But todays was just so juicy, I'm going to have to put our stories on hold for a week.So Barack Obama is supposed to be President on January 20th, right? Just

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Starting this week, each Friday I'm going to drum up some cool trivia and quotes about amazing movies and not-so-amazing movies (read: pilfer the extensive trivia catalogues of IMDb) as a little treat for those thousands of loyal fans who stick it out till Friday afternoon to make sure they've read every. single. one. of our postings. This week: Donnie DarkoDonnie Darko is of course one of Eric Q

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Crystal ClearA few days ago I kind of stepped in it on Stacey Bowman's incomparable blog TornlakeIn it I defended Michael Ignatieff's rise to power over the past few weeks within the Liberal Party. To catch you up with the debate (and to prevent you from navigating away from our website) I have pasted in responses to my comments.  I have a terrible feeling that, in choosing Michael Ignatieff, the

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Oh my god. This will not be a long posting. However i am currently having a chat with my old irish pal JP, you know him as the Jagermonster, the JYP, J-Pie, J-Fly and several other aliases. He starred many times in the Chronicles of Grimes back in the day. Anyways he has just asked me if i'm aware of the BME Pain Olympics. Which I am not. He said it's a video floating around the internet right

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That is the question. Now what is the answer? Well maybe I should do a better job of defining my question for all you numbskulls out there. The question, well it's the same questions that's posed at least a few times every single year. Should fighting be outlawed for good in the NHL? Well i'm not here to answer that question, only to provide my opinion on the matter.I think most of you already

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Twentieth Century Fox has optioned rights to "How to Talk to Girls," a newly published advice guide written by Alec Greven, a 9-year-old expert on the subject.The first of a four-book series, "How to Talk to Girls" was published Nov. 25 by HarperCollins, the publishing house that is a sister company to Fox. The film deal encompasses all four volumes.The studio hasn't set a writer yet or assigned

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It's Monday, I'm at work bored as fuck, i'm in a shitty mood and don't really have much of a reason to be, and i'm on here to write about god knows what. I really don't have a clue what i'm going to write about yet, maybe i'll just put these couple of sentences up and call it a day. It seems everything is pissing me off today, Mumford trying to get me to print out 89 pages of some fuckin bullshit

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FESTENThe Company TheatreBerkley Street Theatre (26 Berkeley St)Grimes mentioned below that I had a previous engagement last night. And he wasn't lying. He's no liar.There's a pretty unanimous consensus around town about Festen: it's intense. Not just a little bit intense. A lot of yelling. A lot of swearing. A lot of taking off of clothes. It's an intense play. And pleasantly it's also a pretty

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Ok so last night i had the distinct pleasure of getting to see a movie well before its release date. Thanks to Alex Kitz, who through his contacts in the biz, scored two sneak preview tickets to Valkyrie starring Tom Cruise. However he couldn't attend due to a previous engagement, so he forwarded the tickets on to myself, and having no significant other to speak of, i invited the man known only

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So i decided to post today on a topic i really only read about today. You see i was on cracked.com which is a stupid little internet comedy site that's actually not stupid at all, it's pretty funny! Anyways the article was about the "World of Warcraft" or WOW as it shall be known in this article. Essentially it was a list of reasons why WOW is worse than real life. Now i won't get into the WOW

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I am not impressed.Walter Greyhound is a GuestBlogger on The Chronicles of Gritz. He also contributes to Spin, Details, New York Magazine and gives suggestions on Amazon as DarwinLVR72

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Today i'm going to discuss a topic very near and dear to my heart that i sometimes take flak over. Scary books. Horror novels. Whatever you want to call them, i love 'em. And it's always the same sort of reaction you get from people when they ask you what you're reading. "What book are you reading right now?" "Oh well i'm reading "IT" by Stephen King." Then their faces sort of show slight shock

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Just Palin' It UpYou'd be right to point out that American Thanksgiving is coming up this weekend anyways - so in that sense, perhaps Sarah Palin is giving us all insight into cruelty towards animals in America. Or perhaps she's showing us that nothing goes with the slaughter of a turkey better than the new Starbucks Mocha Ginger Frappaccino. I guess we may never know.No matter how you cut it

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Ok so this is going to be a quick little blog, but i just wanted to talk about two events yesterday, neither of them are super over the top make you scratch your head and say "huh?!" But at the same time they are not typical Wednesday occurrences. Ok so first of all, there is this homeless guy who sits out in front of my building in a wheelchair everyday. He's a really nice guy, i've never seen

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DexterSundays, 9 PM EST, on TMNI have been fortunate enough to have watched Dexter from when it first started. I don't really remember my parents ordering TMNOD. But they did. And it was a great gift in a number of ways, not the least of which was that I got hooked right off the bat. Which is not to say I'm better than late-comers (though that's likely true). It's just to say that I've known

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So Grimes loves to tell hilarious stories from his past, but I've got a few too.So around February of 2008 we were all heading down to Costa Rica for a little surf trip. Now this story happens to start with a little screw right off the bat: I was going down a week early, taking a full two weeks off of work and getting in a shitload of trouble for it, but it was worth it because I was going down

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So i'm sitting here at my desk, facing the hell of another Monday afternoon, and thinking about how bad Monday always screws me over. I mean no matter how hard I try, and how cliche it is, I just truly always hate monday so much. I didn't have a bad weekend or anything, a pretty fun one actually. And the Bills are playing tonight so that should be fun. But still Monday just always hits me like a

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Whew, it's been a while since I started whacking the ol' keys! Feels great!So this is a little tale based on some of Grimes' stupendous Blasts from the past. Now I have some good stories to tell. Some good laughs that I had as a kid. But yesterday I had an awesome story session with Andi and while the memories pained me to my core, I saw the look of joy spread across Andi's face and realized:

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Last night was an adventure. Not a really crazy adventre where you get too intoxicated and wake up in a holding cell at the police station at college and dovercourt, but an interesting adventure nonetheless. One of those nights where you go somewhere with no expectations and one thing leads to another and you end up somewhere you didn't think you'd ever end up, and with people you don't know.I

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CELEBRATE!In the spirit of the Mike Denby birthday celebration kicking off tonight, i have decided to write a little about celebrations from the past present and who konws maybe even the future. Let's get some feedback on this one, share a story via comment form of your favorite celebration of years past. First i'd like to share a sentimental little story. Just about the power of Christmas. I

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Today i will be blogging as quickly as possible. I have alot of work to do and believe it or not i've been doing it today. But myself and my old chum Michael Robert Denby were just having a little trip down memory lane as we sometimes do, and an old scenario came to mind that we both had a little giggle over, while at the same time blew our minds about how weird it truly was. Sometimes you

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On Hugh JackmanI know a lot of people have been waiting for this post anxiously: when will Kitzy talk about everyone's favorite actor!? Well, I was approaching it with the Inside The Actor's Studio theory. I would deal with him when he catalogue was impressive enough to dissect. But with the release date for his new WWII epic Australia being pushed back again, I wonder if any more films will be

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So I'm back.There are probably a few things that you loyal readers would like to hear - but the only thing I feel like saying right now is this: I regret nothing."You suck because you didn't post!" I regret nothing."You promised you'd keep in touch!" I regret nothing."You promised me you'd be faithful!" I regret nothing.Now, I missed people, sure. But man alive, I was just in a different universe

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So i'm at work, haven't eaten anything yet today, and i have slow creeping hangover that's steadily getting worse. Also i'm about to self inflict Taco Bell on myself, which is like hitting yourself in the head with a shovel when you've got a headache. Worst....cure......ever. And why do i feel this terrible you ask? Only cause i was fortunate enough to attend the greatest Wednesday night bar in

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YES WE CAN! And apparently they could. Even for someone as ignorant as me when it comes to politics, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when the Americans overwhelmingly said "YES WE CAN!" and voted Obama into the Whitehouse yesterday. Now i know most of you are thinking, "yes finally a kitzy post, it's about time, that Grimes guy really fuckin sucks!" Well fuck you who were thinking that

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To be honest i'm starting this post blind. Not blind drunk, i mean yeah it's halloween but it's still only 11 in the morning. By blind i mean i don't have a clue what i aim to talk about right now. All i know is that with the loss of my old pal Kitzy, i'm lost. When this blog first started i was so jazzed up, we were posting shit all the time, and it was a hell of a good time. But once faced

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I know you're all disappointed right now, cause here's an article on Television, but it's not by Kitzy, yes that's right, because that little politicunt is over their in Florida making sure the right man ends up running the country of our closest allies. An honorable mission no doubt so i'll try and fill in for him. Problem is, unlike Kitzy who watches every single horrible show that gets

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I just wanted to say that i'm not changing the Nutshot of the Day today, and why you ask? Because i want to make sure that everyone out there, the thousands of people who read this blog, i want to make sure they all get a chance to see this nutshot. You can say i'm lazy, but that's not really the case, cause it's really easy to switch it up. I just personally lost it when i saw "Fish Nuts" the

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Ok first off, some apologies, Kitzy and i have both been part timing it as of late with the posts, he has an excuse, mine are weak though. Thursday i was on site all day, friday the internet at my work was down til 3p.m., and then i was too lazy, but we'll try not to let that happen again. My second apology is for the nutshot of the day, it's really hard to single out one video, so if you ever

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We live in a great nation. Perhaps the greatest nation. Yet even as we speak, there are those who are preparing to divide us, the spin masters and negative ad peddlers who embrace the politics of anything goes. Well, I say to them tonight, there's not a liberal America and a conservative America -- there's the United States of America. There's not a black America and white America and Latino

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DAY 8... It feels like it's been a lot longer.So Grimes gave me a pretty stern talking to today. He said I hadn't been pulling my weight around here. And he was right. I guess I'd lost sight of what really matters in my life.Do I care about my job right now? Absolutely! But I also care a whole lot about watching Californication on Monday nights, and I haven't been doing that too much either, now

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Ok so this morning's post is going to be a rant, and boy do i love to rant sometimes, there are few things out there that truly piss me off, but today's topic i can honestly say....PISSES ME OFF! Don't you worry, this is not a rant about one person or anything like that, but it's aimed at a select few companies. And so it begins....So what's grinding my gears? Cable companies. Specifically Rogers

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I like sports, i like my friends, i like not politics, so what else can i write about, well i like to read, so why don't i do a quick little nerdy book review/recommendation. I will suggest one book that i loved and why i loved it, followed by one book i hated and why i hated it.Book: Barney's VersionAuthor: Mordecai RichlerShould you read it: HELL YEAH!Why?: Ok so Mordecai Richler, well he's one

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Day... Something...So initially I was hoping that I'd be able to post every day. Well, uh... that hasn't exactly been the case. Not that I don't have a balls load of things to say, but the hours just aren't lending themselves well to dropping some wisdom for a half hour every day. It's like wading into a raging river. It is fast, your balls ascend up into your body and you wish you were better

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I've known Mike Denby for quite a while, about 24 years now and we've had quite a history. There's alot of crazy little links to our friendship, the fact that his dad is my doctor and delivered me, the fact that our little sisters were born 5 days apart and are best friends, the fact that our brothers were born 3 days apart and also are best friends, the fact that our parents regularly hang out,

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Ah Monday....delicious Monday....what a day isn't it? New beginnings, the promise of a new work week, things blooming, you gotta love them. Actually no you don't. I hate Mondays, cause it means i'm at the very beginning of five days of pure hell. Ok maybe that's a bit of an exageration, but still it's not my favorite day, and that's compounded by the fact that my bro has this entire week off,

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Day 2(technically still Day 1, but you're all getting drunk right now, so I can probably get away with posting this 3 hours early)“I Hope I die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming at the top of my lungs like the passengers in his car” OR How McCain’s Loss Will Hurt Him, But Destroy the Republican Party.What we are seeing is the worst of the Republican Party. And what’s particularly

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Today is Friday, and since i probably won't be posting jack shit on the weekends, it's time to run through this week in the NFL and make some picks, on Monday we can see how i did. San Diego Chargers @ Buffalo BillsLine: EvenPick: BuffaloThis pick is purely biased. I'm a Bills fan so i take Buffalo. However the Bills are coming off a bye week, Trent Edwards is healthy, and the Chargers are

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Derek "The Comfort" MumfordThe Other ArgumentAndy Reid. Once Brian Belick (BAL) was fired at the end of last season the door was left open for Reid to take sole possession of ‘worst coach in the NFL’. The opposing argument would be his record of 96-62, but does this make him a good coach? Think about it. He was there for the beginning of the Favre era in Green Bay (’92) then moves to the Eagles

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I'm going to try and do a top ten list every so often, here's the first.10.) He's one of the very few friends i have that also follows sports9.) He can open beers with his engineering ring, i tried once and almost ripped my finger off8.) He picked up his girlfriend at a bar, and she's kind of awesome7.) He 100% definitely suffers from voice immodulation. (aka he talks so loud)6.) He's the only

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So that nutshot idea really went down the tubes pretty quick. I mean kitzy figured it out pretty easily, how to put a video up from youtube, so why can't I? I mean having to click on a link is so 2007, any blog worth it's weight in gold will give you the ability to watch the youtube video right on their site. Pathetic.

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New feature on this blog, i will post a daily video from youtube of someone getting smoked in the nuts. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PefzkK9zMcY

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Morning loyal readers (aka: HI MIKE!),What a beautiful day, sure it's a bit nipply out, i'm pretty sure one of my balls retreated back inside my body for warmth this morning, but what's important is that it's friday. Just saying the word Friday makes me happy. It's perfect, say it to yourself right now, everytime you do you'll feel a little tingle of excitement from memories of friday's past, a

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Day 1Well all, I'm in the airport - so there's not too much news in terms of the political sphere. The teevee just told me that there will probably be a delay so I'm going to be stuck in Phili for a little while longer which will give me even more time to bask in Americana.America - as some of you have so unfortunately found out - is an absolute passion of mine. I love America. Many Canadians say

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Derek "The Comfort" MumfordThe Single WingSo by now we all know about the single wing or Miami’s “wild cat” offense. What we don’t know is why every team with a quality two-headed RB attack doesn’t try it at least once. The dolphins can run this offense to a tee because they have a perfect fit with Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams in the backfield. Other teams desperate for offensive production

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